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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Rock and roll.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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