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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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