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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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