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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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