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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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