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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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