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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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