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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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