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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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