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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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