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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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