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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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