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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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