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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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