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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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