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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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