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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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