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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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