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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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