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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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