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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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