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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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