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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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