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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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