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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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