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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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