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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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