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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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