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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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