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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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