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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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