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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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