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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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