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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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