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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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