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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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