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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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