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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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