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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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