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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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