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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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