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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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