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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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