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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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