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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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