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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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