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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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