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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Akiva Lane
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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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