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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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