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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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