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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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