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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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