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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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