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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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