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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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