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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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