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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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