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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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