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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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