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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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