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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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