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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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