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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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