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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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