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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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