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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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