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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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