Pictures:

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you say when something falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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