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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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