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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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