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It escapes me.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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