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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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