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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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