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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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