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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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