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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Akiva Lane
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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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