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Gaucho Marx

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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