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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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