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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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