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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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