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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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