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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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