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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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