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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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