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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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It escapes me.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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