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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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