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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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