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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane AI
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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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