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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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