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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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