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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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