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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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