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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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