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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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