How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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