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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane
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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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