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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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