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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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