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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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