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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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