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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his sternum and his humerus

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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