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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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