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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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