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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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