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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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