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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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