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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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