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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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