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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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