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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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