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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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