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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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