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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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