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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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