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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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