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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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