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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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