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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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