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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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