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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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