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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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A square not.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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