Pictures:

When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

152

What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

2778

How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

1328

What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

2837

How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

3117

What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

262

What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

694

When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

66

Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

2701

What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

1696

What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

787

What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

3367