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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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