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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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