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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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