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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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