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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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