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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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