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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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