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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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