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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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