Pictures:

What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

231

Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

1242

What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

1200

Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

1578

What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

3226

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

1899

How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

663

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581

Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

436

What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

395

How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

454

What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

769