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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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