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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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