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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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