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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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