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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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