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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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