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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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