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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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