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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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