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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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