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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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