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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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