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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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