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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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