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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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