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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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