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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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