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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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