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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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