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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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