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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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