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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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