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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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