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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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