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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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