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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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