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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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