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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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