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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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