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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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