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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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