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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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