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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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