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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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