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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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