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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Akiva Lane
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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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