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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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