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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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