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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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