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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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