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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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