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Gaucho Marx

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A square not.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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