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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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