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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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