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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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