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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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