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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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