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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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