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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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