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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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