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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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