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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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