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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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