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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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