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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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