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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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