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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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