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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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