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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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