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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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