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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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