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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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