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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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