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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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