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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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