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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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