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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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