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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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