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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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