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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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