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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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