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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is this?

A square not.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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