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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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