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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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