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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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