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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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