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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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