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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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