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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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