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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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