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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Akiva Lane
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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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