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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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