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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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