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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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