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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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