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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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