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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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