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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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