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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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