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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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