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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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