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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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