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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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