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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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