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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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