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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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