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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane
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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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