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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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