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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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