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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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