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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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