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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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