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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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