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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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