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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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A paradigm.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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