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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Akiva Lane
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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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