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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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