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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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