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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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