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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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