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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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