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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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