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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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