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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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