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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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