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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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