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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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