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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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