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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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