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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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