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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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