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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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