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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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