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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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