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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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