Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

721
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

353
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

2539
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

2201
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

276
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

2599
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

127
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

28
David Rose
General
Picture

What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

3244
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

2888