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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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