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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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