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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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