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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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