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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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