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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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