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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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