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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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