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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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