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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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