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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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