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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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