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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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