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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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