Pictures:

What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

3134

What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

2844

What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

1746

What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

2146

Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

2571

What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

552

Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

2930

Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

1146

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

91

How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

829

What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

3294