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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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