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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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