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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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