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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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