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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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