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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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