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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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