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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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