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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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