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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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