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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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