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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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