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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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