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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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