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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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