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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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