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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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