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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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