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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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