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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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