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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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