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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Yisro Whale

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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