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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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