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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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