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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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