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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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