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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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