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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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