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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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