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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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