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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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