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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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