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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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