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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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