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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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