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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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