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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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