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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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