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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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