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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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