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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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