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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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