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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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