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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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