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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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