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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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A dessert island.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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