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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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