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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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