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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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