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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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