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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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C to shining C

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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