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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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