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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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