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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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