Pictures:

Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

2616

What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

2190

How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

2027

Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

2287

What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

1761

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421

Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

2051

What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

768

Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

1000

What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

2757

What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

2504

What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

1322