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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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