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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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