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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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