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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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