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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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