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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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