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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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