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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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