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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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