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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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