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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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