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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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