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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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