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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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