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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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