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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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