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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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