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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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