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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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