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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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