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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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A dessert island.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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