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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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