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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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