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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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