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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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