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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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