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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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