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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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ChatGPT
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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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