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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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