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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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