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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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