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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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