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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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