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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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