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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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