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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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