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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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