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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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