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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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