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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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