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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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