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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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