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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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