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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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