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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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