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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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