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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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