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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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