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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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