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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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