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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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