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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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