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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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