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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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