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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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