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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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