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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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