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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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