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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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