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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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