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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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