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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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