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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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