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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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