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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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