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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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