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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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