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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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