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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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