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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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