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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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