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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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