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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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