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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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