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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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