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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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