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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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