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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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