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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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