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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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