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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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