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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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