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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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