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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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