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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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