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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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