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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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