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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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