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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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