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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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