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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

744

This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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