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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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