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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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