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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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