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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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