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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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