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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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