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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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