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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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