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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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