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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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