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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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