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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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