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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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