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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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