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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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