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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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