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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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