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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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