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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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