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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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