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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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