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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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