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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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