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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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