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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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