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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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