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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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