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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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