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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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