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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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