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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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