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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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