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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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