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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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