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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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