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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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