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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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