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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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