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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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