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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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