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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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