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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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