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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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