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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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