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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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