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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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