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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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