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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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