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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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