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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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