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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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