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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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