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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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