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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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