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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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