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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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