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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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