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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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