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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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