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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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It's a lap top.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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