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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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