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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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