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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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