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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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