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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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