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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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