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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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