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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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