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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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