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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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