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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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