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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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