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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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