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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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