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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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