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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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