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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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