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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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