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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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