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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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