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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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