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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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