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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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A swimming pool table.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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