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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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