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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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