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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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