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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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