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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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