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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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