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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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