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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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