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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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