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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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