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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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