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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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