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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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