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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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