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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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