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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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