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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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