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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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