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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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