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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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