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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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