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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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