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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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