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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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