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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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A swimming pool table.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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