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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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