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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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