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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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