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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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