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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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