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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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