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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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