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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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