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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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