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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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