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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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