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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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