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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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