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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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