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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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