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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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