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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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