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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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