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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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