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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Akiva Lane
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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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