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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Akiva Lane
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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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