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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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