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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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