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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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An elevator pitch.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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