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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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