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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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