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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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