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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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