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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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