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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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