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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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