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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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