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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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