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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Akiva Lane
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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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