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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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