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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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