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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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