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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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