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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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