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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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