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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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