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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Yisro Whale

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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