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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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