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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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