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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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