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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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