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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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