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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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