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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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