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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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