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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

1975

What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947

Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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