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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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