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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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