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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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