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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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