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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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