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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Rock and roll.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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