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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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