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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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