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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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