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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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