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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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