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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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