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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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