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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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