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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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