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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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