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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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