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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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