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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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