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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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