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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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