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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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