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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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