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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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