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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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