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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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