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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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