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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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