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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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