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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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