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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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