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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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