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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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