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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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