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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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