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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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