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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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