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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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