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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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