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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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