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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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