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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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