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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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