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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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