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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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