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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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