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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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