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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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A photo of synthesis.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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