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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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