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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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