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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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