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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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