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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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