Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

2487
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

542
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

1446
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

3080
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

816
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

83
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

2019
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

2404
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

1741
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

1913
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

2154
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

2571