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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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