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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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