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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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