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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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