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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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