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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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