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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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