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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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