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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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