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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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