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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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