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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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