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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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