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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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