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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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