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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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