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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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