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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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