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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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