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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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