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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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