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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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