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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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