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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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