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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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