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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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