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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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