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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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