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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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