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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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