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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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