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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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