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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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