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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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