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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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