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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Akiva Lane
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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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