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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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