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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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