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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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