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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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