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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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