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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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