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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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