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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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