Pictures:

What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

3421

What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

2647

Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

1772

How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

3139

Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

1926

Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

1874

What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

3321

Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

2944

What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

1363

What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

814

Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

810

Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

1867