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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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