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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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