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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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