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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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