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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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