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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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