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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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