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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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