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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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