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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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