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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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