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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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