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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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