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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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