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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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