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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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