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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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