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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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