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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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