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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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