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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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