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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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