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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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