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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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