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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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