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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Rock and roll.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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