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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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