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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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