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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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