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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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