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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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