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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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