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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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