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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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