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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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