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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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