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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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