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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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