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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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