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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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