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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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