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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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