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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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A pear of scissors.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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