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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What was Maxwell Katz's nickname when he became King?

Reigning Katz.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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