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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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