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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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