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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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