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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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