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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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