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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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