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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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