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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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