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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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