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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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