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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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