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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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