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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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