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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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