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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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