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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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