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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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