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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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