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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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