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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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