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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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A swimming pool table.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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