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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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