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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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