Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

2020
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

2224
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

2226
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

2428
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

214
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

1753
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

1570
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

401
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

22
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

1770
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

1252
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

368