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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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