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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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