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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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