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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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