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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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