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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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