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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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