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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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