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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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