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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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