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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Akiva Lane
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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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