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Akiva Lane
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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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