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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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