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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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