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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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