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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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