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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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