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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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