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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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