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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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