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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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