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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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