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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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