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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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