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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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