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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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