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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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