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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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