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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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