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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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