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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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