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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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