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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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