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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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