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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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