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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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