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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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It escapes me.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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