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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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