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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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