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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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