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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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