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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

2015

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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