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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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