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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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