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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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