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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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