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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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