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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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