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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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