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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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