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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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