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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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