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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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