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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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