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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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