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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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