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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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