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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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