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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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C to shining C

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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