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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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