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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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