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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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