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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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