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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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