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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

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She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

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It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Does this letter want to wait?

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No, it's ready.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

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Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

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He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

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The com before the storm.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

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He had a lot of issues.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

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Iran.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

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Free Will.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

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They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

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It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

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Its ring tone.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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