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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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