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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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