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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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