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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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