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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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