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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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