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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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