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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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