What do you call a broken can opener?
Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?
What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?
What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?
What is a required course for train designers?
Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?
What is the heaviest Chinese soup?
Why did the dog bark at the tree?
What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?
What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?
Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?
What did the thread say to the needle?
