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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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