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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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