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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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