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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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