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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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