Pictures:

If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

1122

What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

1059

What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

458

What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

3365

When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

629

What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

3274

What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

2000

Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

1010

What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

2736

What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

2407

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

2518

How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

2530