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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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