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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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