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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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