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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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