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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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