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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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