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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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