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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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