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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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