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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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C to shining C

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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