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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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