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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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