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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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