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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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