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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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