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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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