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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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