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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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