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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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