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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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