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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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