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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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