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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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