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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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