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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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