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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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