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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

1975

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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A buoys club.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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