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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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