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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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