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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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