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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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