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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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