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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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