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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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