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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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