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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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