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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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