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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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