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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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