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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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