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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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