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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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