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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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