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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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