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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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