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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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