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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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