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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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