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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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