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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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