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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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