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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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