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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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