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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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