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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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