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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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