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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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