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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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