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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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A paradigm.

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