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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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