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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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