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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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