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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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