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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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