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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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