Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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C to shining C

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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