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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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