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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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