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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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