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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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