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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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