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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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