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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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