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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He just rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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