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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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