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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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