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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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