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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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