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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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