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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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