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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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