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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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