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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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