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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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