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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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