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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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