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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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