Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

1414
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

1281
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

767
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

848
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

635
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

1733
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

1944
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

511
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

2019
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

1792
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

2251
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

2408