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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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