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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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