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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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