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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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