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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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