What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How does a laptop catch a cold?

By leaving Windows open.

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