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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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