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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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