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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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