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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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