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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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