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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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