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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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