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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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