What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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