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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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