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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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