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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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