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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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