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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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