What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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