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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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