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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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