What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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