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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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