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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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