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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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