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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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