Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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How do horses get along with others?

They have stable relationships.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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