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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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