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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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