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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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