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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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