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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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