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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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