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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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