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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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A square not.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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