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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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