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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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