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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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