Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

912

Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

17

What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

638

What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

252

What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

1200

How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

1948

Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

25

What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

442

After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

2077

Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

1760

Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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