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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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