Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Akiva Lane
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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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