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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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