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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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