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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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