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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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