How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Stu always want to jackhammer?

He enjoys hitting the road.

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