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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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