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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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