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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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