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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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