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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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