How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

791

What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

1611

If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

2667

What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

770

If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

250

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

1101

How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

2378

Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

335

Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

1063

What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

475

What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

437