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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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