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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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