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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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