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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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