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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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