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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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