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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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