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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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