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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What's the name of the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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