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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How did Bill poke his head through the hole?

He put his finger through the hole and poked his head.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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