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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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