What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

1334

Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

1201

What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

727

What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

668

When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

457

What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

1940

How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

1328

How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

2127

How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

2079

What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

2175

Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

1249

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996