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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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