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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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