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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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