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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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