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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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