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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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