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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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