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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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