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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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