Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

1566

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

1330

Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

1970

What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

1054

What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

1896

Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

91

How do horses get along with others?

They have stable relationships.

1895

How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

2188

What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

1506

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

1440

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960