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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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