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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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