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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

2700

What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

1922

What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

2011

Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

1763

Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

2501

When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

1900

What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

1656

Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

1207

Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

1056

Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

1863

In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

1666

Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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