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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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