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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What do you get when you have a comedian for an optician?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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