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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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