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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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