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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Akiva Lane
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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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