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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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