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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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