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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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