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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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