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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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