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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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