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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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