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Akiva Lane
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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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