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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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