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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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