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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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