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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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