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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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